Crivens. Crikey. Sepp Blatter has resigned as FIFA president, calling an extraordinary congress to decide upon his successor during a hastily-arranged press conference. It's a day that many thought would never come, but that sound you can hear is champagne corks popping. Can the new president call for a 2018 and 2022 revote? Is this a sign that things may actually change? Can we change our resolution to stop midweek drinking?